I love cats, but something about this picture tells me "Lilly" might not be so good with kids or adults or humankind. I'm fairly certain she wants us all dead.
This sounds like a fun family day out! A watermelon and pet eating contest! I hope no one invites Lilly from above, because I think she'll be the one doing the eating!
Don't panic anyone. Chicken at large! May be armed and carrying a knife. It could be a Foster Farms chicken, so be very cautious.
Finally a house I could probably afford! It's a 'fixer upper', but who can't work wonders with a pile of old sticks lying in a forest? It is very rustic, that's for sure. I'm fairly certain the castaways on Survivor have built better 'homes' than this pile of shit.
Apparently a lot of people feel much more comfortable driving with hermaphrodites or something than they do male or female drivers. Who knew?
No shit, the seller is very motivated to sell this piece of kindling! It definitely won't last long, and in fact, is probably already a pile of ashes. But it is a lovely house. Just be careful of the torrential firestorm in the background.
What a lovely homeless shelter. Plenty of room for people to stay and sleep, as long as they don't lay down. Who doesn't mind standing up to sleep? It's better than the street right? No, not really. At least you can lay down in an alley!
Burger Kind and McDonald's have something common. The secret ingredient to their success is adding people to the burgers! I'm never eating fast food again.
This is a bit hard to read at this sizing, but the caption says at the bottom, "Cereal pieces do not fly without assistance." Really? This isn't magic cereal? I have to break out my Harry Potter wand to make it fly? Rip off.
Mmm, yummy! Butchered peasants! Taste so much better than the upper class.
How quaint. Just where I want to eat. At a restaurant owned by a murdered who likes dismembering people! I wouldn't order the Jambalaya...who know who's in there?
You know you love your kids when you buy them a $109,000 play structure with three bedrooms and two baths. Although, I'm not seeing where they've hidden those...but the slide is nice.
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