Okay, why is a funeral home's mascot a giant hot dog squirting mustard at people? Do they do funny funerals there? Are they clowns? People dressed up as hot dogs? I'm kind of confused here...
Apparently this dentist not only cleans teeth, but they have a time machine as well. Go in as a six year old and come out as a 30 year old housewife. Not sure I'd want that, but thanks.
Here's a wonderful product. A cutting board that's easy to clean and hygienic. Oh except it's not actually suitable for chopping food on. Well gee, I guess that's why it's so easy to clean! You can't actually use it. I guess it's just a decorative cutting board to hang on the wall...
This amazing cordless phone not only has Caller ID, but Caller IQ! Now you can weed out all the calls from your idiot relatives or friends you can't stand. It tells you their IQ before you answer. And only for $19.99!
Put a smile on her face? She looks like she's been roofied or else wants to die, or both. I don't think she's feeling the keyboard, and it's not music in her heart, but crippling despair...
Alright, what exactly is your dentist doing to you that makes you fit into your favorite jeans again? Or, how fucked up were your teeth that you couldn't fit into your jeans? Were they like tusks that descended below your waistline? Something doesn't quite add up with this shady dentist...
Al Gore resurfaces! One, I didn't know he was gone. And two, where the fuck did he come from? The Scum Pits of Hell? I guess that's what happens when you lose a presidential election. You move to a nice mud pit front property in Hell.
I've been looking for a cool car that speaks Spanish. My Chevy only speaks English and it's so boring. But I'd think a Honda would speak Japanese...
This cocky bastard is advertising a 1995 Nissan Maxima with all the fixings. But hey, it's not for sale. Apparently he just wanted to brag a lot about the car he owned. Well let me tell you something pal, a $4500 95 Maxima isn't impressing the ladies much. Let me know when you get a Ferrari k? Or better yet, a Delorean time machine. THEN you can brag.
What fun! Mother & Daughter PJ Night! I wasn't going to go, but when I saw I could bring my favorite Mexican, I couldn't resist. I think I'm gonna bring Jose the lawn boy. He'll have a blast!
I'm sorry, but this Santa looks like he's choking the life out of this dog and wants to eat him. And judging by the look on the dogs face, he knows this too. Can't wait to take my pets to meet this Evil Santa!
Only a $1.69 for 2 lbs of whole peeled baby? I usually pay far more for my babies, and they don't even come peeled! I usually have to do that myself.
This sounds like a shitty ass deal. Buy three items and then get only one? I think I'll pass...
Interesting. Out of 40 women only two were female? There's obviously a lot Transgender people in the Seanate! I wonder who they are? Scandalous!
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