Friday, May 22, 2015

More crazy shit about me!

What is your favorite movie and why? Pulp Fiction. And I don't know why except it's weird as hell, fucked up, and I love John Travolta, Samuel Jackson, and Bruce Willis.

What is your favorite food?  Prime rib. Or pasta. It's a tie

What is the song that describes your life? Blank Space, by Taylor Swift. And also, Lover I Don't Have To Love, by Bright Eyes.

Have you ever dated someone younger than you? If so, how much younger? Um, I went out with someone who was like 13 years younger. Cougar Town!

Have you ever sent or received naked pictures on your phone? Sent? No. Received? Yes. Many, many times. Too many fucking times.

Have you ever been offered drugs and refused them? Yes, I have. I was once offered LSD and was too scared, so I declined. But no one else knew I refused, so I pretended I was seeing shit like they were. No one knew, except the original guy I said no to. I was 15. Cut me some slack. I wanted to be cool.

Have you ever made out with someone and not know their name? Yes. Kind of. Sort of. I didn't know his name until way after. And also, he had long hair, and had a long haired cute friend. I thought I was with the cute friend, but it was dark, and I was with the ugly stunt double. Color my embarrassed...

Have you ever been arrested? No, I have not. But I have been hassled many times by police as a teenager. I once even had pot in my purse, but when they asked to search my car, they did not open the purse. Life saved!

Have you broken any laws, besides speeding? Yes. In my youth. I won't say what they were, but I never killed a man just to watch him die. It was harmless shit.

Have you ever had sex in a public place? Um, yes. And it was quite horrifying to find out that the empty school parking lot was not so empty. And that the entire high school faculty was watching us through the blacked out windows of the District School Office.

Are you a wild child or reserved and always follow rules? I think some of my answers already tell the story. I'm more of a wild child. Rules were meant to be broken.

Stay in and watch a movie, or go to a club and dance with strangers? So torn. I like both. If it's with the right person, staying in is fun. Otherwise, I'd rather be dancing. Difficult call. Depends on circumstances.

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi. Definitely. Coke is disgusting.

If you could do any crime for 24 hours and not get caught, what would it be? I'd rob a shitload of banks and armored cars. Anything to get money.

What was the last song you heard? And who did it make you think of?  Jewel, "You Were Meant For Me" and honestly, I didn't think of anyone. No one fits.

Are you a romantic? Tough question. Yes, and no. I used to be a romantic, but I'm jaded now. But do I still like to fantasize? Sure. I just don't believe in love anymore. Not really.

Who's your favorite action hero? Define 'action hero'? I will always, always love Bruce Willis. But I do love me some Harry Potter, but is he an 'action hero'? I don't know. So I say Bruce.

What was the last text you received from someone?  Um, okay, uh, it said, "I'm getting into the bath tub now. Thinking of you." *Hides Face*

Do you prefer to call or text someone? Text. God, never call me unless it's an emergency. I HATE talking on the phone. And if I text you, DON'T call me back! Text back like a civilized person!

When was the last time you were kissed? And with whom? Ugh, at the lake, a month or so ago, with someone I'd rather forget.

Are you religious? No. And don't try and sell me yours. I believe some shit, but only a little bit. And none of it is conventional. So just don't.

Were you a good student in school? Sort of. I flunked 9th grade social studies cause I hated the teacher and refused to do anything she assigned. But took it again 12th grade and got an A from a different teacher. My GPA senior year? 4.0. But overall, I don't know. I was average and was one of those 'has potential, but doesn't try hard enough' kind of students.

Age of your first kiss? Lost virginity? Eek. Um, kiss, 14. Virginity, 16. But like 2 weeks before I turned 17, so does that count?

Do you dream? And if so, do the dreams ever come true? Yes, I dream. Now. I didn't for years. But I do now again. And no, they don't come true. Ever. If they did, I'd be way happier than I am now.

Do you like cheese? Who doesn't? Yes, I love cheese. Just not the weird stinky cheeses with mold on them

Are you a dreamer or a realist? Tough question. Both. I used to be more of a dreamer, but reality kicked my ass. So I'm in between.I have some dreams, but I'm way more cynical now of them ever coming true.

Last one, what is your worst personality trait? Your best?  Worst trait? I trust no one. Never. Ever. Not ever. Best? I'm funny. I like to make people laugh.

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