All about me!!!

50 Questions To Really Get To Know Someone

1. Are you a morning or night person? Definitely a night person. I don't do mornings.
2. Do you prefer, sweet or salty foods? Salty
3. Ninjas or pirates? Pirates!
4. Ninjas vs pirates, discuss... Ninjas are cool, but pirates drink rum.
5. Autobots or Decepticons? Decpticons. I always like the bad guys.
6. What was your favorite childhood television program?  Scooby Doo 
7. Are you a collector of anything? Broken dreams? Just kidding. I collect toys and action figures and fairy figurines.
8. If you could be any animal, what would you be? A pampered house cat. That would be amazing...
9. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I think I'd fly or be invisible
10. What is usually your first thought when you wake up? Ugh!! Fuck. I'm still here. *sigh*
11. What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? Stories I make up in my head. I basically can't fall asleep without a bed time story, so since I was little, I make up my own stories in my head until I fall asleep
12. What's your favorite color? Purple
13. What's your favorite animal? Dolphin and also cats. They're tied.
14. Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? Possibly? I've seen what I term as a UFO and my whole family saw the same thing. Still can't explain it. So yeah, I guess I do think it's possible.
15. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes, and I think my house is slightly haunted. In fact, I know it is.
16. Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? Does Farmville count? God, I spent HOURS perfecting that crap. But I'm over it now.
17. If you were given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? A plane ticket the hell away from here for at least three months. Then a small house, then a new decent car, then I'd invest it and try and live off it as long as I could because I hate working.
18. Have any bad habits? Better question would be, do I have any good habits? lol I smoke, I drink, I swear, I bite my nails, and I say the word 'dude' 'yo' and 'like' way, way too much.
19. Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? I don't really care about anyone else's bad habits, but pretty much all of my own suck
20. List 3 of your best personality traits: Funny, caring, friendly
21. List 3 of your worst personality traits: Bitchy, low tolerance for assholes, I speak my mind too freely to the point it can be offensive to some people
22. Have any celebrity crushes?  Yes. A lot. Jennifer Lawrence and Daniel Radcliffe are my 'too young for me' crushes. And my 'too old for me' crushes are Alan Rickman and Lily Tomlin. And my 'eh maybe it'd be okay' crushes are Johnny Depp and Jennifer Aniston. 
23. List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself: My crippling anxiety and depression issues
24. Any tattoos or piercings? Ears pierced five times each ear, but I don't wear earrings anymore. And I have five tattoos. My first was on my right ankle of a dolphin. Second was a moon and a star on my back, third was a crab (for Cancer the crab my astrological sign) on my left inner ankle. Then right wrist says 'Always', left wrist says 'Expecto Patronum'. 
25. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? Opposite sex? Their sense of humor. Any guy can be appealing if they're super funny. Same sex? Their hair. I love pretty hair. Bonus if it's red.
26. Whats your dream date? To go to a dive bar, drink a little, play pool, sing karaoke badly, then go to a secluded spot like the lake and stargaze and talk for hours. Possibly stopping to make out, if it's looking good. Otherwise, just talk and really get to know a person. And laugh a lot. 
27. What personality traits do you look for in a partner? Sense of humor, trustworthy and honest, reliable, protective, caring
28. What personality traits do you dislike in other people? Snobbery is a huge no-no for me. No racists, no homophobes, no ridiculously religious folks. Arrogance is another bad one. Can't stand people who lie, especially about their feelings. And I hate people who blab all your secrets to other people.
29. Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? Shit no! I see myself officially divorced though. But married again? Nope. Not for me. Once was enough. Never again!
30. Are you mostly a clean or messy person? I am a slob. Physically, I'm well kept (most of the time) But like as a housecleaner person? Total slob. I wish I could hire a maid.
31. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? London
32. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? I have many places. England, Ireland, Italy, Spain, Hawaii, Japan, Dubai, Eqypt. Hell, I'd go just about anywhere that wasn't fucking scary and war torn.
33. List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: Get a GOOD job, publish a novel, meet my idols, find REAL love, and TRAVEL! (see above)
34. Name 1 regret you have: Getting married way too young
35. Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: Not paying bills
36. Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: I can legally drink!
37. What's your favorite song of the moment?  Ed Sheeran "Thinking Out Loud" It's so sappy and romantic and I have no one to relate this to, but damn, it's so pretty. And this ginger dude can sing. 
38. What's your favorite song of all time? Wow, what a HARD thing to pick. My songs always change. But one of my classics that never fails to capture me is The Eagles "Lyin' Eyes" I suppose because I can relate a bit to it...My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things
    You set it up so well, so carefully. Ain't it funny how your new life didn't change things
    You're still the same old girl you used to be...
39. What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Alright this is tricky. What do I WISH I was doing on a Saturday night? A bar or club, dancing, meeting people, having fun. What do I ACTUALLY do? Watch Netflix and drink wine. Alone.
40. What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? Sleep? Otherwise, again, Netflix! But coffee, no wine. Not until later.
41. Have any hidden talents? Hidden ones? No. My only talent is writing. I literally have no other talent at all. I can't even do that weird tongue thing where you fold it in half? And I was told in 11th grade Biology that if I couldn't do the tongue foldy thing, my parents couldn't either. But both my parents could. Am I fucking adopted? I doubt it. I look just like my mom. But no, no talents.
42. You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?  Prime rib, loaded baked potato, huge salad, sauteed mushrooms, and a vodka cranberry. (Or however many drinks they'll give my poor about to be killed ass....)
43. What would be your dream job? Author or I think I'd be a hell of a good therapist. Sure, I can't solve MY problems, but I'm a good listener and I know some great advice. 
44. Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? This shows my bitterness and my shallowness, but I'd take the fucking money. Love is overrated. It never lasts. And if I had a 100 million dollars, people would wanna be with me, and I couldn't care less why. I'm okay being a lone wolf, so I'd take the money and just fucking do whatever the hell I wanted, and I'd be way happier than if I picked the 'right' answer of love. Blah. Love doesn't pay the bills or buy you a Corvette or let you travel the globe on adventures. Fuck love. Show me the money!
45. If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? There's always a catch to this question. But okay. First wish, endless supply of money. Second wish, a tight circle of friends that I could truly trust and love and spend time with. Third wish, to be free of my anxiety and depression FOREVER.
46. Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? Honestly, not really. I mean, men do have certain benefits in life that women don't have (yes this is still true even in today's society) But I like being a girl. I've got boobs. Who doesn't want boobs? 
47. Name 1 thing not many people know about you: I've had two great loves in my life. One a man, one a woman. And neither was I ever married to....(pretty sad huh?)
48. If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. No, kidding. Crap Bag. Wait no, um, how about Isabelle? I would want to be called Izzy.
49. Do you believe in the afterlife? Unsure. I believe in ghosts, so that suggests something after death. Yet do I believe Heaven and Hell? Definitely not Hell. THIS is Hell. This life. This is Hell. This is where ALL the bad shit happens. Heaven? No. I think if there is an afterlife like that, you just become nothing. No consciousness. It's like falling asleep, and maybe we dream stuff eternally? But harps and clouds and Jesus? No. You're dead, you're just dead. Unless you've got some unfinished business, then maybe you're a ghost? How do I know? But no, I don't believe in in Heaven or Hell. 
50. On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? What? Okay, did NOT write these questions. I found them online. How do I feel about abortion and cookies? I'm gonna say abortion not so good, cookies, yes please. Chocolate chip. But I believe everyone has a right to choose on either subject. Just because I love chocolate chip cookies, doesn't mean I can't understand why you'd hate them. It's a free country. Mostly. Kind of. The End.