I just felt like such a wizard tonight because someone actually used a phone to CALL me. I was like, "What is this weirdness? You SPEAK into the device and someone speaks back???" No one EVER calls me. Everyone just texts. But this person insisted upon calling and I amazingly answered it. I was highly curious who'd call me so late at night. Turns out it was someone I gave my number to awhile back and they never texted. But that's because they wished to actually SPEAK to me. The horror! I never talk on a phone unless it's customer service or someone is dying. So this was an oddity. And boy did they ever have A LOT to say. No wonder they didn't text it.
But if it's possible, I've met someone even more fucking nuts than I am. Apparently my dating profile (Yes, shut up, I have one!) intrigued them immensely because I said under "what do you think about?" That I sometimes wondered what the meaning of life was and also why humans drink cow milk, when no other mammal drinks another mammals milk. And it made him think I was this amazing freaking person. A person who he envisioned running through a cow field with, under the stars, looking to see if goats might possibly sneak a snack of cows milk when no one else was around. THIS is what captured his attention. Me talking about cows. And milk. And cows. God, I had no idea that was so interesting.
He even went so far as to call me a Siren and said I had this song that just called his name. And I was wicked and amazing and intriguing. Then when the conversation went silent he waited a beat or two and was like, "OMG, we can share a comfortable silence and it's amazing." Really? I was uncomfortable as fuck. But he called it 'magical'. And he really went on and on about my magic. Am I really a wizard? Could be.
I really wasn't sure. But he seemed to think so. And he knew A LOT about astrology and magic and all that shit. Like A LOT, a lot. I really didn't know what to say exactly, but we shared this 'comfortable silence' at times. And I just went with it. Why not? He basically described me as a slightly more sane version of Luna from Harry Potter. People keep on describing me as her or wanting me to be her, etc. I don't get it. Am I really like that? I could be. I did dance like this at the club on purpose.
But I don't think she suits me really. But maybe I don't see myself the way others see me? That's very possible. I know not everyone I know even knows Harry Potter people, so this means nothing to you lot. But I was described as 'fairy like, flitting through a forest, acting crazy as hell, and summoning him to follow my fairies siren song' . For real? You got all that from me talking about cows and milk??? Alrighty then. I don't know if I'll ever speak to this soul again or not, but I was bored, lonely, and thinking, "I want someone to talk to badly..." And my phone rang. And I NEVER answer it. But this time I did, and then all this transpired. Universe? Are you sending me another weirdo? Or someone who's just insane enough to actually get me?
I await your answer.....
The universe has spoken and told me to run and block. Block and run. So I shall listen to that advice....Only ME!
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