My Confessions:
I watched a video interview with Justin Beiber on it and I thought he was funny and charming and I actually enjoyed the song he was singing. He was also kind of cute for a young dude...
I sort of mentioned this in another blog, but here it is again. I've never in my life seen an episode of The Simpsons.
I love Justin Timberlake as a person and an actor and just a general hottie, but his music makes me want to stab icepicks in my ears. He sounds like someone has his balls in a vice grip.
I've never heard a Beyonce song before. Ever. I don't even know what she sings.
I've never heard a Kanye West song before, and knowing his douchebag personality, I don't want to hear one, because what if I actually liked it? Ugh.
The only seafood I will eat is shrimp and tuna fish. All other sea creatures are off limits. They make me wanna puke.
I often Google the Urban Dictionary so I know what slang terms mean that young people keep using now. I just pretend I know what they're saying, but really, I'm too old and not hip anymore. For the longest time I thought the word 'bae' meant baby. But it turns out it's something else entirely. Oops.
Once when I was at work, at my old job in oral surgery, I called my doctor 'Dad' during a procedure. Needless to say he was surprised and we both turned red and felt like morons.
I absolutely hate Coca-Cola. I only drink Pepsi.
I have a weird body chemistry so that if a drug says "might cause drowsiness" it makes me super, super hyper, like I'm on crack. But if it's supposed to be a stimulant and has a side effect of "may cause excitability or anxiousness" it knocks me out. I'm literally the opposite of a normal human being. I've been shot with Haldol (a POWERFUL tranquilizer) multiple times, and instead of calming me, it made me try to run naked through a hospital and be tackled by security guards.
I hate shoes. Like if it were acceptable in life, I'd never wear shoes. Not even in winter. And I hate socks too.
I have this weird thing where I literally can't stand to have toenails. They bug me. So I cut them and rip them off to the point that the only nail I really have is on my big toe. But it's super short and mangled. I've done this my entire life. I am weird.
I once faked being on acid because all my friends were doing it, but I was too scared, so I threw the tab away and just acted the entire night. No one ever knew I was faking it.
I once joined a website that had no pictures or identifying information and was touted as an 'Anonymous Blogging Social Site'. I wanted to write stuff there, but I didn't want to be bothered by weird online men, so I pretended to be a guy. Instead of being bothered by thirsty men, I was inundated with desperate women who loved how sensitive and insightful I was. *facepalm* I even fake got married and announced this to everyone, and the women didn't stop writing me. I had to delete it all and go into hiding.
I used to be addicted to collecting fonts. Yes, fonts. Like the shit you type with. Letters. But there were so many unique scripts and styles, that I had over 20,000 of them, and all of them were pirated. I actually knew a Russian cyber hacker and got involved in a pretty seedy online world for awhile. I was even a moderator of a secret society of hackers and pirates, and you couldn't get into our site without being invited and knowing the 'secret handshake'. I was a cyber criminal basically. And the only girl. But I gave up the thug life when my computer literally caught on fire and melted my storage drive with ALL my shit on it. That was my sign that I was being struck down with great vengeance and furious anger. And I repented.
I hate Star Trek. All forms of Star Trek. Old stuff, New Generation, Newest new Generation, etc. All of it. Hate it. Won't watch it. Sorry.
When I was little, watching Popeye the cartoon literally made me ill. Like I would get a stomach ache and sometimes puke, and it only happened when I was forced to watch that stupid cartoon. I can't explain it, it just made me physically sick somehow and it had nothing to do with the content or characters. I'm apparently allergic to Popeye cartoons.
One time when I was 15, me and my boyfriend at the time were bored one afternoon. So we decided to grab my old Radio Flyer red wagon, and go door to door to all my neighbors and collect canned goods for the needy. No reason. We just thought it would be fun and helpful to the community. We had SO much stuff by the end of the day, and we bagged it all and took it to Raley's where they had a bin for food donations.
I once got busy with my boyfriend in high school in the deserted school parking lot, after school, in my car. What we didn't know was that the everyone inside the District Office, including the PRINCIPAL, were watching us the entire time out the window. We only found out the next day when we got pulled away from our friends at lunch by the Principal and lectured on inappropriate behavior. *dies*
I learned to swim when I was really, really young. By the time I was two, I could dive off a diving board and swim the entire length of a pool underwater.
I'm a little bit psychic sometimes. Too many examples to list. But sometimes, without my control, I see things in my head before they happen. And I have the uncanny ability to know what someone is thinking, before they say it, even if I'm talking to them online and not in person. It freaks some people out.
I can lucid dream. Which for the layman, means, I can control my dreams. I can change them at will, I can wake myself up at will, and I can be dreaming and tell myself in the dream, "you are dreaming, and if you don't like this, change it." And I do.
I can read tarot cards and Runes.
I had a near death experience during childbirth and suddenly a huge chunk of my hair turned white overnight. I was only 23. But if I didn't dye my hair, I'd have a huge white stripe on the right side of my bangs.
That's all for now...comments?
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